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shortbeagles
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« on: March 17, 2009, 07:29:59 AM »
Ok, so this guy walks into a dark room and hears a voice "I see you.....and so does Jesus".  Confused, he just stands there and hears the voice again.  "I see you.....and so does Jesus".  So he reaches into his bag and grabs a flashlight and shines it ahead of him.  He sees a big parrot in a cage and the parrot says "I see you.....and so does Jesus".  So he decides he needs to kill this bird and reaches into his bag for something to kill it with.  Then he hears growling.  He moves the light from the flashlight to below the parrots cage and sees a big rottweiler with lips pulled back, bared teeth, growling.  Then the parot says "Sick him Jesus".
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« Reply #1 on: March 17, 2009, 07:36:51 AM »
Good one!
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